SBY asked the Queen of England how she was able to run such an efficient government. "Are there any tips you can give to me?", asked SBY. "Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people".
SBY frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of tea, and said: "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle".
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom and said: "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?". Tony Blair walked into the room and said: "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiled and said: "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered: "That would be me"...."Yes! Very good", said the Queen.
SBY went back home to Jakarta, and asked Boediono, his vice presidential choice the same question: "Pak Boed, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have achild. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"...."I'm not sure," said Boediono: "Let me get back to you on that one". He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ended up in the men's room and meet with Andi Malarangeng. Boediono asked Malarangeng: "Andi, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"....Andi Malarangeng answered: "That's easy, it's me!"....Boediono smiled and said: "Thanks!"
Then, he went back to speak with SBY and said: "I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle..."It's Andi Malarangeng!".
SBY got up, stomped over to Boediono, and angrily yelled into his face: "No! You *d**t!!!....It's Tony Blair!!!
Indonesian Mode : On:
SBY bertanya kapada Ratu Inggris bagaimana ia mampu menjalankan pemerintahan yang efisien. "Apakah ada tips yang dapat Anda berikan kepada saya?", Tanya SBY.
"Yah," kata Ratu, "Yang paling penting adalah kelilingi diri anda dengan orang-orang yang cerdas".
SBY mengerutkan kening, dan kemudian bertanya, "Tapi bagaimana saya tahu orang-orang di sekitar saya benar-benar cerdas?"
Ratu meneguk teh, dan berkata: "Oh, itu mudah, Anda hanya meminta mereka untuk menjawab teka-teki cerdas".
Ratu menekan sebuah tombol di interkom dan berkata: "Panggilkan Tony Blair kesini...!!!"
Tony Blair masuk ke ruangan dan berkata: "Ya, Ratu saya?"
Ratu tersenyum dan berkata: "Tony tolong jawab pertanyaan ini, ibu dan ayahmu memiliki anak, Dya itu bukan adikmu dan bukan kakakmu, Siapakan dya?."
Tanpa berhenti sejenak, Tony Blair menjawab: "Itu adalah saya".
"Ya" Sangat bagus,! Kata Ratu.
SBY pulang ke Jakarta, dan menanyakan Boediono wakil presiden pilihannya dengan pertanyaan yang sama: "Pak Boed jawab pertanyan saya ini, ibu dan ayahmu memiliki anak.. anak Itu bukan saudarimu dan bukan kakakmu, Siapa itu ".?
"Aku tidak yakin," kata Boediono: "Biarkan saya kembali kepada Anda bila sudah ada jawabannya". Dia pergi ke penasihat dan bertanya pada setiap orang, tetapi tidak ada yang bisa memberikan jawaban.
Akhirnya, dia berakhir di toilet pria dan bertemu Andi Malarangeng ' Boediono bertanya kapada Malarangeng: "Andi, bisa Anda menjawab pertanyaan ini untuk saya...? " Ibu dan ayah memiliki anak dana nak itu bukan saudara atau saudari kamu. Siapa itu? ".
Andi Malarangeng menjawab: "Itu mudah, itu aku!".
Boediono tersenyum dan berkata: "Terima kasih!"
Lalu, ia kembali untuk berbicara dengan SBY dan berkata: "Saya melakukan penelitian dan saya punya jawaban untuk teka-teki bapak tadi.
jawabannya itu adalah Andi Malarangeng ".
SBY bangkit, berderap ke Boediono, dan dengan marah berteriak ke wajahnya: "SALAH..... KAMU *D**T!!!....ITU TONY BLAIR!!!
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